E THEME BY EXCOLO
I'm Emilia and I have a cat named Cas

My sexual orientation is pizza because everyone wants a slice of me

I like reading about the greatest love story ever told hbu

SPRINKLES ARE MADE FROM GOD DAMN SUGAR CORNSTARCH AND WAX

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peter-capaldi-yo:

when something excites you but your friend doesn’t care

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hannibal lecter: chesapeake ripper say what
will graham: what
jack crawford: y;OU're goiNG TO JAiL wE CaUGHT YOU

jakemalik:

the internet angers me cause I see all these amazing pictures

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of such wonderful looking places

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that I want to travel and adventure to

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but i’m just sitting here like

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laughbitches:

laughbitches:

laughbitches:

Who pead on the floor??????

Ok I didn’t fucking drop peas on the floor and get hit with the Chancla for this.

Please stop unfollowing me

laughbitches:

laughbitches:

laughbitches:

Who pead on the floor??????

Ok I didn’t fucking drop peas on the floor and get hit with the Chancla for this.

Please stop unfollowing me

lsdzeppelin:

giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters 

powerburial:

"no one will ever love you as much as i do" sounds kinda romantic at first but if u think about it for 1-2 seconds or more u realize it’s a terrifying and horrible thing to say to someone

solluxx:

paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

kimberlycares:

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

Holy fuck this is on point